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"Do you even lift?" -Chris C, February 16th, 2002, Body Building forums member
"They all look like a bunch of girlie men, right?" -Arnold Schwarzenegger
Imagine a fantasy world where magic reigns supreme. It is here our story begins.
A man is born without powers. He lives in an evil world where no one is deemed worthy of survival without them.
How does one deal with this life threatening issue of not being able to go to a version of Hogwarts? Do you even lift bro?
How do you survive a world that would have been Hitler's own fantasy wet dream? You do not skip leg day.
Do you have to diet to achieve these amazing feats? No way, you literally live on a diet that is mostly sweets.
There is something special about good stories that don't take themselves too seriously. This one leans so heavy into the comedy that it shifts the floor.
This is possibly the greatest Harry Potter satire ever made. It reminds me of the good old days of AD&D when wizards sweated casting times and feared low weapon speed weapons.
It's currently on Crunchyroll, though the sub might be superior to the dub, as the Japanese voice actors gave this one 110%.
His self proclaimed fiancé Lemon is also hilarious. This comedy is good for couples as well.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mashle
To quote wiki,
"Set in a magical world in which an individual's position within society is defined by their power and skill with magic, Mash Burnedead is a young man without so much as an ounce of magic in his blood. In order to live a peaceful life with his adoptive father, Regro, Mash will need to become a Divine Visionary (神覚者, Shinkakusha), a title which is only given to exceptional students from the Easton Magic Academy. Despite having no magic whatsoever, Mash goes to the magic school, determined to survive and show the world that muscles can beat magic."
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Crunchybagel's review:
opening:
https://www.animeslyrics.com/2023/03/taiiku-okazaki-knock-out-english-lyrics.html
Step in and adrenaline rush, my musclesEncourage training, work hard every dayQuestion your instinctive roar within yourselfWhat I want, in other words, sugar for my brain and organsQuickly release the metaphysical secret techniqueGrasp the tail of the image that repeatsThose who pull in your head, knock out with a feeling of hittingThere is no origin or historyI am just myselfI want to convey something, something, anythingLike, you don’t need to hesitate with that thrusting fistAbracadabra, shut up and be noisyPhysical all-out, MP is 0Go with momentum, be a heroIf you hit the solar plexus, it’s a “Ugh” gut punchBlackout without any means, unbearable timeoutFind weaknesses, watch for chances, timing is everythingPierce through the chaos with your own handsWhat I want, in other words, joy for today and tomorrowLiterally, a colorful heroImitating the childhood dreamThose who plot bad things, knock out with a feeling of hittingThere is no fake for anyoneI am just myselfCrawl with muddy soulBravery gradually becomes refinedGet up, you are alreadyJust become yourselfI want to deliver something, something, anythingLike warmth, love, flower bouquet, and suchI want to convey something, something, anythingLike, you don’t need to hesitate with that thrusting fistAbracadabra, shut up and be noisyPhysical all-out, MP is 0Go with momentum, be a heroIf you hit the solar plexus, it’s a “Ugh” gut punch.
okazakitaiiku 「Knock Out」Music Video
Silver Storm's English cover
TVアニメ「マッシュル-MASHLE-」ノンクレジットEDムービー｜フィロソフィーのダンス「シュークリーム・ファンク」
https://lyricskpop.net/lyrics/mashle-ending-english-translation-shu-cream-funk/
Lyrics:
Custard！
Chocolate！
Chou Cream！
LoveChou Cream FUNKY LOVE
(So Sweet, Oh So Sweet)
Chou Cream FUNKY LOVE
(So Sweet, Chou Cream)It’s still not enough Give me more Baby
Doesn’t matter dedicating it in the morning, afternoon and night
I wanna love you more Let me love
Shu Cream Funk
Baking now
Baking nowCome on Fuwa Fuwa dress
Packed with this love
(Make it Chou Cream)
I want to dance the night away for this fateful encounterOh Make it Chou！ Make it Chou！
Creamy now
Oh Make it Chou！
Want a bite
Oh Make it Chou！ Make it Chou！
Can’t stop
Oh Make it Chou！ Make it Chou！
This big loveGet down Get down Get down Get down
Sweetly
Get down Get down Get down Get down
I love you
Shu Cream Funk
Shu Cream Funk
Shu Cream Funk
LoveCustard and
Chocolate and
Strawberry and
LoveNo, no, don’t stop, I want to have fun, baby
Full course, don’t mind it
Crazy about you oh Let me love
Shu Cream Funk
Baking now
Baking nowCome on, taste my melting lips gently
(Make it Chou Cream)
I want to drown in Kiss
I can’t sleep today!Everybody！Don’t stop the dance！
Like a Chou cream funk
(Like a Chou cream)
Everybody！Don’t stop the dance！
Like a Chou cream funk
(one more time)
Everybody！Don’t stop the dance！
Like a Chou cream funk
(one more time)
Everybody！Don’t stop the dance！
Like a Chou cream funk
Chou Cream FUNKY LOVE！Oh Make it Chou！ Make it Chou！
Creamy now
Oh Make it Chou！Make it Chou！
Want a bite
Oh Make it Chou！ Make it Chou！
Can’t let go anymore
Oh Make it Chou！ Make it Chou！
This big loveGet down Get down Get down Get down
Sweetly
Get down Get down Get down Get down
I love you
Shu Cream Funk
Shu Cream Funk
Shu Cream Funk
LoveCustard and
Chocolate and
Strawberry andLove
Philosophy no Dance"Shu Cream Funk" Music Video
50 Naruto's
Mashle: Magic and Muscles AMV Pull the cord
MASHLE: MAGIC AND MUSCLES Season 2 | OFFICIAL TRAILER
Mashle season 2 is now live on Crunchyroll.
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