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Brad Paisley - Celebrity

 

https://genius.com/Brad-paisley-celebrity-lyrics

[Verse 1]
Some day, I'm gonna be famous
Do I have talent? Well, no
These days, you don't really need it
Thanks to reality shows
Can't wait to date a supermodel
Can't wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to rehab

[Chorus]
'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adiós reality
You can act just like a fool
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can throw a major fit
When my latte isn't just how I like it
When they say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with
Being a celebrity
Uh-huh

[Verse 2]
I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters
When things don't go my way
And I'll get community service
No matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids
They'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down
The more my price goes up

[Chorus]
'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adiós reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on the fame
And say it's just so tough
Being a celebrity

[Bridge]
So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of fun and the sun
We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
Hey, hey, Hollywood, here we come

[Chorus]
Yeah, when you're a celebrity
It's adiós reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
Being a celebrity
[Outro]
Yeah, celebrity
Oh
Oh, where's my coffee?

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Brad Paisley - I'm Gonna Miss Her

 

https://genius.com/Brad-paisley-im-gonna-miss-her-lyrics

[Verse 1]
Well I love her
But I love to fish
I spend all day out on this lake
And hell is all I catch
Today she met me at the door
Said I would have to choose
If I hit that fishing hole today
She'd be packing all her things
And she'd be gone by noon

[Chorus]
Well, I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lakeshore
And I'm sitting in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
Yeah, I'm going miss her
Oh, look there, I've got a bite!

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]
Now there's a chance that if I hurry
I could beg her to stay
But that water's right
And the weather's perfect
No telling what I might catch today

[Chorus]
So, I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lakeshore
And I'm sitting in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
Yeah, I'm gonna miss her
Oh, look there, another bite!

[Outro]
Yeah, I'm gonna miss her
Oh, look there, I've got a bite!

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Brad Paisley - Waitin' On A Woman

 

https://genius.com/Brad-paisley-waitin-on-a-woman-lyrics

[Verse 1]
Sittin' on a bench at West Town Mall
He sat down in his overalls and asked me
"You waitin' on a woman?
I nodded "yeah" and said, "How 'bout you?"
He said, "Son, since 1952, I've been
Waitin' on a woman"

[Pre-Chorus]
"When I picked her up for our first date
I told her I'd be there at 8
And she came down the stairs at 8:30
She said, 'I'm sorry that I took so long
Didn't like a thing that I tried on'
But let me tell you, son, she sure looked pretty"

[Chorus]
"Yeah, she'll take her time
But I don't mind waitin' on a woman"

[Verse 2]
He said the wedding took a year to plan
"You talk about an anxious man, I was nervous
Waitin' on a woman"
And then he nudged my arm like old men do
And said, "I'll say this about the honeymoon, it was worth it
Waitin' on a woman"

[Pre-Chorus]
"And I don't guess we been anywhere
She hasn't made us late I swear
Sometimes, she does it just 'cause she can do it
Boy, it's just a fact of life
It'll be the same with your young wife
Might as well go on and get used to it"

[Chorus]
"She'll take her time
'Cause you don't mind waitin' on a woman"

[Bridge]
"I've read somewhere statistics show
The man's always the first to go
And that makes sense 'cause I know she won't be ready
So when it finally comes my time
And I get to the other side
I'll find myself a bench, if they've got any"

[Chorus]
"I hope she takes her time
'Cause I don't mind waitin' on a woman
Honey, take your time
'Cause I don't mind waitin' on a woman"

 

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Brad Paisley - Online

 

https://genius.com/Brad-paisley-online-lyrics

[Verse 1]
I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3" and overweight
I'm a sci-fi fanatic, mild asthmatic
I've never been to second base
But there's a whole 'nother me you need to see
Go check out MySpace

[Chorus]
'Cause online, I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six-foot-five and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati, I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothin' serious
'Cause even on a slow day, I can have a three-way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

[Verse 2]
I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life, the only time I've
Ever even been to L.A
Was when I got the chance with the marchin' band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

[Chorus]
But online, I live in Malibu
I've posed for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six-pack abs that will blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothin' serious
'Cause even on a slow day, I can have a three-way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

[Bridge]
When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I log in

[Chorus]
Online, I'm out in Hollywood
I'm six-foot-five and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three-way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
[Outro]
(Yeah, he's cooler online)
Hey, I'm cooler online
(Oh, yeah, he's cooler online)
Yeah, I'm singin' online
Hey, I'm cooler online
(Yeah)
(Oh, yeah, woo)

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