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📖 OFFICIAL LYRICS 📖
[Verse 1]
I saw you arrive that summer,
with your wand and fearless heart.
I wanted you there beside me,
though I'd never admit that part.I walked up with a smile,
offered friendship, offered my hand.
But I insulted your companions...And you said:
—Never...
Since that day, I've despised you,
or that's what I like to believe.So what if I know your schedule?
It's just coincidence to me!
[Verse 2]
Then I saw you with that girl,
no noble blood, no family name.
She smiled at you so sweetly...How could you fall for someone so plain?
I called her tainted that afternoon,
I wanted tears to fill her eyes.
But you stepped forward to defend her...And didn't even look into mine.
[Pre-Chorus]
What does she have that I don't?
Not even a name worth knowing!Then why do you look at her that way?
Why her...
And why not me?
[Chorus – Fast, catchy]
I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE!
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY?IF I GLARE WHEN YOU'RE WITH ANOTHER GIRL,
IT'S 'CAUSE I HATE HER ANYWAY!I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE!
DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT ME!IF I GET MAD WHEN YOU KISS HER...
IT'S 'CAUSE YOU DO IT WHERE I CAN SEE!Idiot...!
[Verse 3]
And then came that red-haired girl,
with her uniform worn and torn.
Of all the witches in this school...You chose the one I had to scorn!
I mocked her shoes, her empty pockets,
her humble home, her family name.But when you took her hand so gently...
I had to smile and hide the pain.
—What a ridiculous couple!
What could she possibly give to you?But later, crying in my bedroom...
I couldn't stop the tears from coming through.
[Pre-Chorus 2]
It's not that I want your arms around me,
or dream that you'd love me too.I just hate the way you're smiling...
When I'm not the reason you do!
[Chorus]
I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE!
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY?IF I GLARE WHEN YOU'RE WITH ANOTHER GIRL,
IT'S 'CAUSE I HATE HER ANYWAY!I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE!
DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA ABOUT ME!IF I GET MAD WHEN YOU KISS HER...
IT'S 'CAUSE YOU DO IT WHERE I CAN SEE![Bridge – Melancholic, emotional]
My family name is worth its weight in gold,
that's what I was raised to believe.But gold can't buy a single glance...
or make you fall in love with me.I could learn a thousand curses,
make them tremble when I speak.But if you ever asked me
if you're the one I truly love...I'd probably scream...
[Final Chorus – Emotional, intense]
I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE!
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY?IF YOU EVER SEE ME CRYING,
DON'T YOU DARE THINK IT'S FOR YOU!I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE!
I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN!AND IF THAT GIRL EVER LEAVES YOU...
DON'T COME RUNNING BACK TO ME![Soft female voice, almost whispering]
Although...
If you came...
Maybe...[Outro – Spoken]
Forget it!
I didn't say anything!
And stop smiling at me like that...Idiot.
I wish...
You had chosen me.
🎵 TEN MILLION POINTS — Lyrics 🎵
(Spoken)
Ah, another year gone by,
a few words from an old man
who has been watching very closely.[Verse 1]
There's a boy with a lightning scar, so brave and slightly dim
And a girl in Slytherin green who swore she'd never look at him
She hexed his shoes, he charmed a quill, they dueled down the stairs
And I sat up in my tower with my lemon drops and stared
Some would call it trouble, some would call it war
I call it Tuesday at my school, and frankly, I want more![Chorus]
Ten million points, ten million points to Gryffindor
And then ten million more
Ten million points for the lion and the serpent
What's the house cup for?
Well done, Slytherin, however
I've got last-minute points to share
Paint the hall in red and gold
'Cause I simply do not care[Verse 2]
My friend down in the dungeons came storming up my stairs
"She's holding hands with him," he hissed with smoke still in his hair
He took ten points from everyone, then took my lions twice
I passed the lemon drops and smiled, "My boy, do try be nice"
He sulks inside his potion fumes and mutters every night
And watchin' that man be bothered is my favorite delight[Chorus]
Ten million points, ten million points to Gryffindor
And then ten million more
Ten million points for the lion and the serpent
What's the house cup for?
Well done, Slytherin, however
I've got last-minute points to share
Paint the hall in red and gold
'Cause I simply do not care[Bridge]
When they slipped past curfew and the castle heard the noise
I grabbed that boy by both his shoulders, lost my gentle poise
"DID YOU TAKE HER TO THE TOWER?!"
I said calmly.
I keep a three-headed dog in a hallway
And a troll beneath the floor
So a lion who loves a serpent?
That's the safest thing for sure[The Mirror]
I once looked in a mirror and saw only woolen socks
A lonely old man's wishing, locked inside a box
But now I see two houses at one table, side by side
And love, my dears, the oldest magic, was never meant to hide(Spoken)
Now, you, yes you, behind the glowing glass,
humor an old wizard.
When I raise my wand, you sing,
even you, in Slytherin.
Ready? 3, 2, 1![Final Chorus — Sing Along!]
Ten million points! Ten million points! To Gryffindor!
And then ten million more!
Ten million points! For the lion and the serpent!
What's the house cup for?
Well done, Slytherin, however
I've got last-minute points to share
Paint the hall in red and gold
'Cause I simply do not care!(Spoken)
Ten points to everyone who sang along.
Yes, even you down in the dungeons.
Now, tuck in.
Right! Someone hand me my bat!
Where's that elf now?
LYRICS
[Verse 1]
Honestly, Potter, it's not that hard
Even for you, don't be a tard
Goblins control the financial system,
All of Gringotts you can't have missed them,
The War the war or have you forgot
Because I can promise you they have not
They're not afraid to pick mates by blood
We pick ours by feelings, any could be a dud[Chorus]
Potter, read my stats! (Read my stats!)
Magic runs in families, those are facts
Check the spell curve, find your dot
You're above the mean, I mean, you're not[Verse 2]
I don't hate goblins you know that
You're strawmanning me you rat
Per capita, Potter, let me explain
The rate, not the total, use your brain
Don't say correlation, please
Outliers appear with ease[Chorus]
Potter, read my stats! (Read my stats!)
Magic runs in families, those are facts
Check the spell curve, find your dot
Shit I circled yours, I forgot[Verse 3]
What do you think holds this castle high
It's spellwork, Potter, and spells run dry
The rooms too big for their own walls
Fold flat as paper, tents and halls
And anyone in them will be crushed flat
This is about more than a stat
Brooms drop from the sky like stones
Mid-match, you count the broken bones
The wards go dark, the Muggles see
A castle where a ruin should be
The healers can't regrow a bone
The prison doors swing wide alone
That's not a theory, that's a date
In one or two generations it will be too late[Bridge]
It's not like I drew this chart for you
I had spare ink and nothing to do
It's not like I saved the seat by mine
The rest were taken, it's fine, it's fine
So marry well and have a brood
Not me, you idiot, don't be crude
Stop smiling, Potter, I'm not red
It's dungeon light, I said drop dead[Chorus]
Potter, read my stats! (Read my stats!)
Magic runs in families, those are facts
Check the spell curve, find your dot
It's not like I like you, I do not[Outro]
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